Can we talk about my warped ADHD brain and the strange, winding paths it takes me down, for a few minutes? 🤨

Yesterday, I got a confirmation about some funds being deposited in the next day or so. So, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I thought I would login to see if the money was in my account to offset the unsettling cost of my textbooks these days. 🥴 It wasn’t. 😝

But thinking about money immediately made my brain, in her infinite wisdom, sing, “Wait till I get my money right.” From Kanye’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing.” 😂

From there, Brain was like, “Hmm, I wonder how ole Kanye is doing since his mental health episode last year.” 🤔 So, Brain and I googled him. Unfortunately, in the 0.000038 seconds it took for the results to be retrieved, Brain had already lost interest. 🙄

Brain was now thinking about a different celebrity’s mental health: Britney Spears. Of course, Brain and I googled he. Now Google is quick, but apparently not quite quick enough. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Because in the 0.000024 seconds it took to fetch Britney’s progress with her conservatorship, Brain had started wandering off like an unsupervised kid at Disneyland. 🤯

Now, Brain was reminiscing about our youth. Those glorious carefree days when our hair was full of butterfly clips and Britney was at the top of her game. 🥰 So Brain started singing “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” And let me tell you, if Brain were within reach, I would have. 😒

But then, Brain caught a glimpse of our reflection and was like, “Wait, why are we naked?”🤔 Reminding me that I actually came here to take a freaking shower. 🚿 And finally, around 40 minutes after I walked into the bathroom, I did. 🤪

This type of thing is not that unusual for me. Which is why I want to make a public statement. If anything ever happens to prompt forensic analysts to delve into my search history, please know that I was mostly normal, but I was also at the mercy of an easily distracted, rabbit hole chasing brain. 🧠